Let’s take our hats off to Ms. Rivers, who was one of America’s first successful female comics.
Here are some of her best zingers:
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
“Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.”
“I succeed by saying what everyone else is thinking.”
“You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.”
“It comes with age. Knowing it’s their problem not mine.”
“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll try it.”